Humor for Discipline Teachers

Teacher: Why are you late?
Webster: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Webster: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." That's what I did.

Humor for Physical Education Teachers

Teacher: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
Tommy: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.

Humor for Geography Teachers

The Geography teacher was lecturing on map reading.
After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude...?"
After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone."

Humor for English Teachers

One day a student came to an English teacher after class with an essay that had been returned.
"Mr. Ho," he said, "I can't make out this comment you wrote on my paper."
Mr. Ho took the paper and, after studying it, sheepishly replied, "It says that you should write more legibly."

Humor for Form Teachers

Teacher: Well, at least there's one thing I can say about your son.
Father: What's that?
Teacher: With grades like these, he couldn't be cheating.

Humor for All Teachers

"Davin, where's your homework?"
Miss Lim said sternly to the little boy while holding out her hand.
"My dog ate it," was his solemn response.
"Davin, I've been a teacher for eighteen years. Do you really expect me to believe that?"
"It's true, Miss Lim, I swear," insisted the boy. "I had to force him, but he ate it!"

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